Wrath of the Lich King brings us new chances for fun, thrilling, original ideas and concepts... And as such, I pitch an old idea of mine that is always a hit with the lovers of living corpses:
ABOMINATION PETS, 2008!!!
Submitted for your approval, a screen shot of a GM agreeing that Abomination pets would rock our pants off. I used to have others, but after a computer upgrade with a hard-drive replacement, I foolishly lost them:
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4141/wowscrnshot120907224545pc7.jpg
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6183/wowscrnshot120907224550bb3.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5671/wowscrnshot120907224552gf7.jpg
As the screenshot suggests (and the realms are down right now, else I might show you a shot of that too) my bank is currently overflowing with the following items:
90 blood of heroes
1 blood of innocence
Rugged leather
Abomination stiches
Eyeballs
Shrivled Heart
Whittled bone shards
Spinal Dust
Basalisk Brains
Boar intestines
And other assorted useful Abomination bits and parts.
My suggestion? It should be fairly clear...
ABOMINATION PETS, 2008!!
Non combat if you must, tiny if you have to, but why not give them too us? I, for one, have worked very hard on making my Abomination capable for all situations:
Baby sitter, lover, teacher, law enforcment, fire fighting, judge, cook, doctor, makeshift hat rack, butcher, farm hand, throw pillow, transvestite, trash disposal, target dummy, distraction, 8th wounder of the world, BDSM slave, BDSM master, tickle-me-elmo, house wife, dishwasher, astronaught, fish flavoured snack, burly protector, bait, ice breaker, Ice Breaker!, shipping device, explosive ordiance delivery device and CD player, animal trainer.
Once again: Abomination pets... Oohhhh yeah!
So I ask you, people of the world, sign your name here in a firm show of support for these lovable new additions to our necromantic family. In the words of Homer Simpson: "Now I have 4 children. You shall be called, StitchFace."
Sign below with a loud "YES!"
EDIT: Screen shot of the bank in question with the items mentioned:
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8516/bloodandmonkeyyt6.jpg
